Anonymous asked: Because I'm romantic as shit and I know how to treat a lady all nice good like her deserve. What lady doesn't dream of a ch-E'z date.
<3
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Anonymous asked: More pictures of yourself. I'm gonna fry up some mozz sticks, and smash them into your picture mouth on my monitor and pretend were enjoying the decadence together. <3 fried cheese internet date.
HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY DREAM DATE WHERE THE BOY SMASHES MOZZARELLA STICKS INTO MY VIRTUAL MOUTH!? <3 <3 <3
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Anonymous asked: It's that you're physically attractive and incredibly real. You seem to post and say what you want, which is usually pretty funny. All while being incredibly cute. I likes. A lots.
Well thanks anonymous person who I don’t know! Let’s not downplay the constant mozzarella stick pictures though, okay?
Oh my god.
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Anonymous asked: You're super cute and I kind of adore you.
Is it my constant blogging about food that really makes me attractive? Thanks!
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